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About Ryan
Ryan
Clark applied for Survivor Webcam 3.0 on a whim and ended up
changing the game - for the worse. Adopting the strategy of
talking shit about everybody in confessionals and then making
pointless videos just for the purpose of not studying, Ryan
was lucky enough to be placed on the worst tribe since Samburu.
Throughout the game, he failed to provide much for the tribe,
as the High and Mighty King of the Universe, Mitch, pointed
out time and time again. Ryan was depressed and thought about
binging on Entemann's cinnamon rolls for a few days, but was
saved by a timely intervention from host Rob. Ryan now spends
his time selling pot on the street corner to seven-year old
illegal immigrants from Nicaragua and attending approximately
one out of every eight classes. His life goal is to write a
great American novel, on par with such classics as "See
Spot Run" and "The Cat in the Hat", all the while
moving up in the animal pornography industry.
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About The Webcam Show
The Webcam Show offers a crazed, random look at the world of
Survivor Webcam, and quite often any other shit that Ryan feels
like including. Nothing is free from ridicule, including the
host himself, and at times the viewer may feel like they are
experiencing a bad acid trip. In a game where lying and backstabbing
is the norm, nothing is more refreshing than seeing an 800-pound
naked woman with a strategically placed bag of Doritos. The
mission statement of The Webcam Show is "to provide a nonsensical
attempt at entertainment that fails so miserably, people feel
like disconnecting from the internet for good and living in
a commune in Wyoming."
The Webcam Show is not recommended for women who may be nursing
or pregnant, or people with a history of epilepsy, heart disease,
or diabetes. Side effects may be similar to smoking copious
amounts of weed in a hash bar with four drunk Dutchmen on a
Wednesday night. Ask your doctor about The Webcam Show, to see
if it is right for you.
Tune in every Wednesday beginning March 19th to kill your brain
cells faster than the fourteen year old boys who hide in your
neighbor's garage, sniffing aerosol cans every day after school.
Contact
Ryan (You Know You Wanna)
E-mail
Address - survivorredux@hotmail.com
Instant
Messenger Screen Name - CyYoungForOswalt
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