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Biography
Josh
Wigler was born in Huntington, New York, on a cold winter's
day. From the day he was born, the doctors could tell that this
brown-haired green-eyed boy wonder was bound for glorious things.
Josh was a very active and athletic child who loved to frolic
in the out-doors. However, one day he stumbled upon food and
realized that he loved to eat. In addition, watching TV and
playing video/computer games better suited his needs. It wasn't
long after that Josh gained 20 - 30 pounds and lost all hope
of physical activity in the near future.
His
main interests include movies, acting, and singing. Josh's earliest
memories mostly involve multiple identity crises as he fluctuated
between Clark Kent and Superman every five minutes. His imagination
has always been his most powerful ally, particularly when writing
stories/scripts, acting in movies/plays, and writing/singing
songs. Josh tries to take himself seriously, but this is usually
scoffed at by his companions and colleagues, consequently forcing
the youngster into fits of uncontrollable rage and resentment.
Future
aspirations include becoming a rock star (already the American.Idol!),
a hardcore bad-ass (i.e. Jack Bauer of '24' fame), and having
lots of premiscuous sex (which will never happen). Josh's motto
is "A brave heart is a powerful weapon". Actually,
that's Rudy Garcia's motto.
His
birthdate is March 11, 1985.
Final
Words
"The line must be drawn here. This far,
and no farther! And I... will make them pay for what they've
done!"
The bitter words of Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: First
Contact, when describing his vengeance against the Borg. And,
like Picard, the line is drawn here, but I won't make them pay
for what they've done. I was not betrayed or backstabbed. I
lost because I pulled an Augustus Gloop; I ate too much candy,
more than I could handle, and next thing you know, I'm drowning
in a sea of chocolatey goodness.
I don't blame myself for my ousting. I thought I'd be able to
handle playing while on vacation, but as it turned out, the
service I woulda used was out of order. There was nothing I
could do about it. Fate dealt me a crummy hand, and I had to
deal with it. But, I'll say, it's better to be voted out of
the game while on vacation. Lots of topless women to take your
mind off of things. To quote Vecepia: "Praise Jesus!"
It was a great experience. I had a lot of fun. I will testify
that this is barnone the most original game on the internet.
Rob, you've got a great thing going here, I hope you can make
it last for as long as possible. If you need any staff work
in the future, I've got plenty of free time.
To the audience, I hope you enjoy watching the remainder of
the game. I'm sure it'll be a doozy.
To the Final 9: Good luck, you're gonna need it. I forsee the
game becoming very very ugly... but from what I know of you,
you're all tough cookies, and you'll be able to handle it. I
wish each and every one of you the best of luck.
That's all, folks. I'm done. Get out of my house....Seriously,
get out of my house, it's creepy.
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